Jason Cruz

proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.

"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"

by teh editrix June 24, 2005

Jason

Jason is a sound lad that pulls all the beours.jason tends to be ginger and have bald patches

Jason has alopecia

by Coolswagmemelord March 20, 2018

Jason

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.

I know a Jason.

by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

Jason Trout

Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)

I seen him, and all I could say was "damn! He's a Jason Trout!"

by Kayla Gacht December 08, 2010

Jason Moore

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."

*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.

by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 22, 2016

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

jason alexander

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.

Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.

Did you hear that Britney married the fat dude from Seinfeld?

NO WAY!

by FreePablo January 07, 2004