Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)
by Kayla Gacht December 8, 2010

Jason has alopecia
by Coolswagmemelord May 14, 2018

Jason is that boy. yes. that guy. that guy who will walk in the hallway, but then out of no where, starts running. He says weird stuff. It is hard to understand Jason, as you never know if he is being serious. Once hes on stage, you can't get him off. He never goes down with out a fight. Jason is nice. He makes you feel happy sometimes. But. No.
by jasonyeager10121 February 28, 2018

by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013

A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.
Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.
Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.
by FreePablo January 6, 2004

adj. for when you suck at life
by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
by juan 123456 November 21, 2019
