by bobsburger January 01, 2017
The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!
Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 06, 2023
When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
by tinytingle December 26, 2020
Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
by Ass is grass October 13, 2015
Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
by ninuzzu April 14, 2015
Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear
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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night
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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night
by R3D 3Y3 J3DI September 21, 2010
Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
by Bob Sider August 17, 2006