horizontal bugle horn

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

Great Horned Owl

An otherwise cool bird, terribly afflicted with the malady known as, "resting bitch face."

Do I have resting bitch face, or am I just a bitch that needs rest? I was up all night you know.

-Great Horned Owl. That's hoo.

by Olive989 March 10, 2023

van-horn or vanhorn

Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".

"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"

by The HBIC February 19, 2007

getting your horn on

when you are getting horny and want to have sex.

Spencer: are you ok Kasey?
Kasey: man I am in trouble.
Spencer: what, are you getting your horn on?
Kasey: Yeh man, watch out boys my horn is on.

by littleliar August 4, 2013

two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009

polish my horn

TO clean the horns of a viking horn; or to suck some penis

she polish my horn last night.

by teh_pwner07777 January 14, 2008

Trim them horns

When someone is so horny that you have to tell them to take it down a notch. Effective way to tell some one to back off

Guy: you know I would do you so right~
Girl: Boi, trim them horns you're not doing sh*t

by Cease your faggotry June 3, 2017