I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.
Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.
Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.
by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015
Get the Cracking her cuntmug. For a man to have sex with a woman.
by UD-DanB May 13, 2010
Get the smash her shutters inmug. an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.
(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."
(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."
Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."
(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."
Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."
Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."
Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."
(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."
Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."
Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
by 51westside July 8, 2011
Get the throw a cock in hermug. When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.
Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
by kayla manning September 20, 2017
Get the Fixing her printermug. Kevin was so angry with himself for not being able to please Vanessa and then Abby told him to just tickle her wrinkle and all would be golden
by von groovy May 31, 2019
Get the tickle her wrinklemug. by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020
Get the play with her nosemug. the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.
Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'
by skadoop creator August 6, 2020
Get the reorganise her organsmug.