When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
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Get the Sheet Shark mug.A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.
"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"
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Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
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