shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
by milpoolSK March 07, 2017
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Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed
Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face
by Gadnuck the destroyer February 26, 2020
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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Shark gang

A group of people assembled duemail to their loneliness and the lack of people who care about them
Nobody:
Shark gang: *lonely noises*
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Shark Gang

just a snazzy group of lads who really like sharks #sharkgang
welcome to the shark gang! we love sharks!
by yer man x July 10, 2019
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Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
by barnscar1 August 12, 2011
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shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
by Samqwell December 31, 2019
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