Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.
Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.
by tracato January 04, 2010
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breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.
I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.
by dark_man July 16, 2015
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breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.
The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.
by Middagh March 27, 2015
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Hungarian Breakfast

When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick
by benjiben December 01, 2018
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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
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grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
by Faurplay2025 September 08, 2019
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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 19, 2020
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