Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

dirtbag

Any person who exhibits poor hygiene. A slovenly, sloppy or dirty person.

Look at how greasy Bruce's hair is, he's such a dirtbag...

by heartrock9191 September 23, 2021

Dirt Racing

Spend a lot of money on your race car to win very little

Hey let's go dirt racing to win $100

by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 28, 2021

Dirt whore

Dirt whore is a person or persons who will get down in the dirt and act like a dirt whord

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 14, 2022

Dirt Clay Ice Driving

An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.

Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.

by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022

dirt coon

When an African and a Muslim have anal sex and create a life form, also known as the dirt coon.

That’s one ugly ass DIRT COON!

by Moe Lestedurmom February 23, 2022

Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022