harry the cutie

A boy so attractive and stunning that he will make you cream faster than a dairy farmer. He will make you shoot spider-webs in your underwear faster than spider-man could ever imagine. He'd make a blind man see, just so he can beat off to him.

"Oh my god, oh shit. Spider-man. It's harry the cutie, holy shit. I just shot a whole through the front of my undies with semen. I can't get enough of him."

by notzjoxlywilly March 3, 2021

Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022

Stary The cutie

Stary The Cutie is a specie of a cow (very famous) and HE pees, supports meowbahh, disrespects muslim religion, homophobic, racist, meowist, prays to meowbahh every night. Stary the cutie is a boy, HE probably is lying about being a transgender person, last year HE was suicidal. I wish HE was also today. 😢 He doesn't know what Sex is but lbgtq he does. Stary The Cutie lost hes brain as a baby.

Fungus: stary the cutie is kawaii chocolafe
Foots: omg yes very cool
Ariana: he ks disgusting

Fungus: oh no

Stary The Cutie is a mean word, a slur, a disgusting word. Recomand not use.

by CoolChipsPickle April 17, 2022

Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"

A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.

by Quackiduck July 14, 2023

Al the Cutie Pie

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER

Hey look, it’s Al

Woah, it really is Al the Cutie Pie

Yeah…she’s so cute!!

by King Tea January 20, 2024