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Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants
Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.
by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009
mugGet the Cookie Pantsmug.

giant cookie

The act of building a circular bdsm cage out of wood, wire, and plastic. Then your sub gets in, and rubs whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fruit on themselves until you can't take it anymore! Then, you pull him or her out, and lick it off until you both cum! It's not discipline: it's play!
It's Friday night and our plans got canceled! Wanna play giant cookie? I'll build! You get in!
by streetcream April 25, 2021
mugGet the giant cookiemug.

Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.
Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.
by Roaken February 18, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Linemug.

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish
Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies
by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
mugGet the Tuff cookiesmug.

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022
I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it
by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022
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cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
mugGet the cookie lampmug.

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Cuntsmug.

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