when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.
Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!
by elizdalager November 19, 2020
Get the cleveland air freshener mug.When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.
by Leslothegreat August 2, 2023
Get the Cleveland Cruiser mug.When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023
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“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
by FireLG75 May 12, 2022
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Get the Cleveland cheesesteak mug.1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
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