Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021

christopher

a big as gargantuan shlong with a monster cock literally will penetrate ur kidney's none sho

dam christopher is a big dick wonder

by penis slayer 900 September 29, 2021

Christopher Onfroy

Giga Chad boxer who is better than you in everything. He also benches 225 and is better than you.

Christopher Onfroy is a giga chad amazing human being

by Christopher Onfroy July 26, 2021

Kendall x Christopher

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)

Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

by kendallxchristopher fan February 16, 2022

St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021

Dylan Christopher Thomsen

The love of my entire life and soul. The most amazing loving and caring and handsome man I’ve ever come across. He is my life saver and my soulmate and the man who I’m going to spend the rest of my entire being with. ❤️❤️❤️

Look at Dylan Christopher Thomsen ❤️❤️😎

by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021