Christopher Cahill

Christopher Cahill loves to watch gay midget porn
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christopher buzby

• hot bald male who has a three footer

• fucks instruments for a living

• makes music out of his wife’s moans

in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
Christopher, are you fucking the saxophone again!

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christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!
Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance
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Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.
Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 06, 2022
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