Carter’s are usually athletic hot annoying brats who tend to look for victims to annoy they’re a mixture of soft and rock hearted, they cry about little things but at the same time don’t give sh*t about anything anyone says. They can be funny but also logical, they’re intelligent most of the time but can act dumb for attention, their pretty popular due to their good looks and athletic spirit. Pro tip to get a carter never look desperate.
by Aunt barbra July 18, 2022
Get the Carter mug.A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.
My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.
by Coceater February 4, 2021
Get the Carter mug.Quite annoying, pear-shaped, some may even say he resembles sid the sloth. Carter has a hard time finding a girlfriend that is willing to put up with his moodiness. He thinks he is really cool when he wears his leather football jacket and drives around in his black SS Cobalt. May get set up on the odd blind date, but they will always appear larger than on their Instagram account. Also referred to as BBMJ (Big Booty Moody Judy) and resembles a T-Rex while running and skating.
Chelsea: Who’s that running across the field?
Jenna: Is that a T-Rex?
Chelsea: I think that’s carter!
Jenna: Is that a T-Rex?
Chelsea: I think that’s carter!
by TanyaB13 November 12, 2017
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Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
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Carter is the most loyal person on earth. very handsome and usually sorta dumb. Very down to earth and funny as is a fit boy/guy who plays AFL usually. Carter is caring and sweet but can also be a dick sometimes he is the type to date you for a few days and than dump you because he’s sick of you. He will still care for you but not love you. Usually got long blondish hair. Lips that have that little gap in the middle of his two lips. Usually wears the shoes called vans and most Carters are found in Western Australia. Overall if u meet a Carter you are going to fall in love with him !
Person 1: yo who’s that hot boy
Person 2: thats Carter my boyfriend why ?
Person 1: omg that’s your boyfriend !
Person 2: he used to be he dumped me after 4 days
Person 1: I’m gonna go ask him out
3 hours later
Person 1: he said yes
Person 2: congrats your very lucky
Person 2: thats Carter my boyfriend why ?
Person 1: omg that’s your boyfriend !
Person 2: he used to be he dumped me after 4 days
Person 1: I’m gonna go ask him out
3 hours later
Person 1: he said yes
Person 2: congrats your very lucky
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