Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 16, 2015

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.

Dude you're a vanilla butt!

by Xenu Mcfly April 19, 2011

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 02, 2010

the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

by fartpoopshart March 25, 2011

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Butt Bloat

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich

Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 06, 2019

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 09, 2013