Butt finessin'

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)

Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Butt stick

A long thin object retrieved from a curtain Youth leaders ass crack

Ewwww, get the butt stick away from me!!!

by Regular weed February 6, 2018

Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.

“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”

by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 13, 2013

butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.

Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!

by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010

Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.

1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.

by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022