self cock block

Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends

I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.

by Manduzo March 1, 2009

u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006

Massie Block

One of the main characters in the popular tween girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Massie Block is the "alpha", or first-in-command of the girls' clique, The Pretty Committee. She is pretty, with glossy brown hair and amber eyes, but mostly known for her attitude and schemes to get herself (and her clique) more popular. She's rich, like the other members of the Pretty Committee (exluding 2, Claire Lyons and Kristin Gregory), and stylish.
As stated on the back of the first book, Massie knows you'd give anything to be just like her.

Girl: I wish I could be Massie Block!
Girl 2: Me too! She's rich, popular, and pretty!
Both Girls: YIPPEE!

by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008

asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.

"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 23, 2009

hater blockers

Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.

With my hater blockers on, them crab ass haters can see me but i can't see them.

by Mocha_Casanova March 23, 2006

pussy blocker

Like a cock blocker, a pussy blocker is someone who prevents a woman from getting cock.

Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...

by Charlie Mann January 29, 2007

booty block

when ones asshole friend stops you from gettin pootytang

the two china bitches booty blocked my hot mexican poon!

by mike 2 August 26, 2003