When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck
Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?
by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024
Get the glue balloon mug.When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
by Balloonboi June 11, 2018
Get the Ballooning mug.Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Get the Spy Balloon mug.When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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Get the balloon knot mug.The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"
Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"
John:"no what's that"
Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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