Oscar

If you meet a Oscar be prepared to meet the most annoying person in your life.

Hey whats your name?
Oscar
...Your annoying

by Anilgena May 11, 2022

Oscar Puri

Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.

A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)

by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021

Oscar

a really fat person who wants to be black even though is white

Oscar, stop being black

by Osca April 29, 2024

Oscar

A good friend

Hi oscar

by Hello bubs November 3, 2018

The Oscar Meyer

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too

Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun

by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023

oscar

a fucking pedophile that preys on 5 year old girls

girl 1: omg did you hear about oscar
girl 2: yeah hes such a pedo

by botlord406 February 23, 2022

Oscar

Oscar is one of the best friends you could ever have. he is very nice he is friends with Pedro and Lander. He usually gets friend zoned but he keeps on trying. For Example with dihhana Oscar tried and tried again with getting withdihana and it finally happened. They are now the perfect couple.

Oscar is a boxer and a soccer player

by Savage Parista February 21, 2019