Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018

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Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

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Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

by Hello2orld February 29, 2020

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sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.

“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”

by Rollo423 October 2, 2022

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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

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