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Carl

Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people.

Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.
Carl is the best
by Craftyo321 December 1, 2019
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Carl Rader

by Carl Rader December 9, 2019
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Carl Chammas

A kid who always loves to shout profanity such as nigger pussy ass jew. However is very fun to be around.
Hey did you see Carl Chammas?
Yeah. He's busy calling Sean a Nigga
by GetTomBradyCock December 10, 2019
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Carl Durler

An angry douche that think's everything is fucking shit
Stop being a Carl Durler you freekin bell end.
by Ed_Ninja December 29, 2019
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Carl

A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
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Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
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Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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