Foot Titty

A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)

Hey you, no not you, you! No the other guy, yea you... You got a foot titty..

by Mr foot titty November 17, 2013

Foot claustrophobia

Foot claustrophobia is a term used to describe claustrophobia felt in the feet. The sensation is often det while putting on ski boots, most commonly when the foot is halfway in the boot, but the foot gets stuck and get be pulled out, or be put in all the way. A sense of panic similar to claustrophobia commonly occurs, thus the name "foot claustrophobia".

1: bro, do you want to go skiing today?
2: sorry man, i unfortunately have severe case of foot claustrophobia
1: that isn't even condition
2: it is though
1: pussy

by angus n COD February 20, 2023

Meme foot

When you are sitting on the toilet to long looking at meme and your foot goes numb.

Steve: Hey bro why are you limping?
Ray: I had to take shit and now I have meme foot.

by VulgarDisplay73 June 24, 2018

foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019

the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021