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Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk
by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023
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Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018
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party dad

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018
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Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020
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divorced dad

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍
by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021
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dad dukes

Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.

"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008
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Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.
My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!
by BOROKING June 21, 2016
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