Benjamin

The homlesman that takes the most atrocious upper decky rip from the penjamin because he got too drunk and ended up butt baked in front of Fred Meyers

Damn it's Benjamin

by Pezus the Jesus May 8, 2025

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

Benjamin Stevenson

Benjamin Stevenson is an amazing friend, with a kind and caring heart. He is someone you can stay up and talk to and cry to about all your problems when you feel like theres no one else around. He’s a great listener with a great and encouraging smile, he’s supportive kind caring and sweet and I could not picture life without Benjamin Stevenson in it. I honestly love him with all my heart and I know for a fact that he will stick around forever. Life without a Benjamin is very extremely boring and sad and I think of him every second of everyday. Xx😘

Izzy Dargin- “who do you like?”
Sienna long-“Benjamin Stevenson”

by Mbjhvgvgh March 18, 2023

benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjamin

Benjamin is the best thing I could ever ask for. He such a cutie pootie. He care about everything I have to say . He such a perfect person .

“who Benjamin ?”
“The love of my life”

by Poopydanna November 20, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.

"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."

by the >alpha December 2, 2022

Benjamin Gearing

Benjamin Gearing is A crazy awesome person that will one day rule the world.

Benjamin Gearing is the best person ever.

by Dudewhat? February 13, 2020