winter of 69

Your first 69 while your partner is wearing hair shorts.

Hey Steve, did you ever hook up with hippie girl Laura?

Yeah, it was my winter of 69.

by bluasponte January 12, 2018

Winter Crash

The day you go back to school from winter break and you are unbelievably tired and out of it you can't think straight.

February:
Student One: Dude, whats the answer to number 3?
Student Two: Man, I don't know, I'm still recovering from my Winter Crash!

by lostaway December 31, 2010

winter babies

weird and cool. you like the cold and refuse to wear a coat. even though you love the cold and wind, you pefer a warm bath. you love snow but hate making things out of it. let me guess, your favourite animals could be..: cat, fox, leopard, tiger, lion, snake, chicken.

why is she not wearing a coat?!?!? its freezing!

Shes one of them winter babies!

ohhhhh

by beaniebooandcatsarelife December 22, 2021

Winter berries

A Toilet Paper Dingle Berry. Usually a result of unkept bushes.

Was gonna eat her booty but there was butt hair growing winter berries.

Or
Im eating her snapper and it was seasoned with yellow winter berries so I had to send it back to remove the garnish.

by Rkna1 February 20, 2018

winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla May 10, 2014

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

Lana Winters

A fictional character portrayed by Sarah Paulson in the second season of American Horror Story, Asylum. Winters is known as Sarah's best character in the whole eight seasons she's been in.

I think that Lana Winters beat every other character of Sarah in American Horror Story.
Lana Winters deserved better!

by sarahsmybeloved July 25, 2021