wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

by G0renight August 12, 2018

wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit

Stop being such a wine tit

by Wine tit February 07, 2019

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 06, 2021

Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.

Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?

by KJASK October 31, 2014

Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.

Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant

by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 23, 2023

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011