smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.
That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.
by DemonOfRazgriz June 12, 2018
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candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.
Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch
by howbaoudahbitch June 01, 2017
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cocaine-laced smile

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.
Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.
by cokebrain September 11, 2012
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Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too
Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off
by RoyalSpaz February 08, 2022
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The snack that smiles back

The snack that smiles back- children
Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back
by Amphidit3 June 05, 2018
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Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.
John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.
by kingsir1 June 24, 2013
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National Smile Day

-The day after Monday (aka Tuesday)
-A day to give out smiley face stickers to random ppl
-Created by Simi to promote world positivity
- tuesday is the only day of the week with out any pazza but now it is just as cool as the weekend
-Way to become instently populer: give out stickers on tuesday
-many schools promote this national holiday including shevach, bais kaila, bnos yisroel of baltimore and other super cool schools
-next Tuesday smile real big because it's national smile day
- SMILE 'CUZ HASHEM LOVES YOU๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
Cool kid: why is everyone so happy today?
Person who's giving out stickers: it's national smile day do you want a sticker? (Wearing the biggest smile)
Cool kid: sure! (Walks away with big smile and a rad smiley face sticker)
by Smile cuz it's tuesday December 20, 2019
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