Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)
"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."
by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009
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Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry
I would love some Russian ear wax slushy
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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 09, 2009
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Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
by JusAFkinFruit November 03, 2023
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Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax
Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad
by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021
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Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia
Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.
by TehNiZmoGuy May 02, 2011
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waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.
Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.
by Scott Bon February 04, 2008
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