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waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.
Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.
by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024
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Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.
Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!
by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019
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Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com
Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.
by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025
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Waxed his balls

A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.
She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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Biting the wax

The act of being queer baited by a show/media
-Hey dude! What was that video you watched that's about queer baiting?
-Oh it's just Viveros' "Biting The Wax - What Does It Mean To Fall For Queerbaiting?" video. I learned a new phrase, Biting the wax!
by Gale fan August 12, 2025
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Bite the Wax

To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.
Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.
by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025
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