farm tool

it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool

You're so easy,you farm tool.

by Skara2 September 25, 2010

Extruder tool

Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.

When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.

by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 2, 2015

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010

man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 18, 2006

major tool

an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.

johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock

by champ, sugar August 10, 2006