toilet screamer

A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.
When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.
by /Fenders September 26, 2006
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toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007
mugGet the toilet jockeymug.

Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011
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fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.
"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"
by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008
mugGet the fuck toiletmug.

Toilet Man

A person dressed up as a toilet in the annual 4th of July parade. Featured since never.
My favorite float in the parade was the on with the Toilet Man.
by anonymous September 29, 2003
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toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement
It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster
by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010
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