Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022

monke

A name for the character in the VR game Gorilla Tag. It runs on two arms without feet.

THIS MONKE HAS THE FINGER PAINTER!!!

by Ilian7611 June 9, 2024

monk-monk

country term for a girl's vigina

The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?

by rockiew August 7, 2006

peaceful monke

peaceful monke banana

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.

by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.

"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"

by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016