When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.
by max meat July 20, 2010
Get the Wiped my shoes on her welcome matmug. 1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!
Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.
B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?
BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!
Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!
Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
Get the Don't wipe your ass before you shitmug. 
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
Get the cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fuckermug. by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
Get the Ass wipemug. When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
Get the Courtesy Wipemug. Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025
Get the Wiped stinkingmug.