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teabag tunnel

Can be an initation rite or punishment:

at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.
Moron: "I want to be in your crew, man! Leader: "Sure, but first you must complete the teabag tunnel!"
by dschoean February 1, 2018
mugGet the teabag tunnelmug.

the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
mugGet the the wind tunnel guymug.

flood her tunnel

Flood the tunnel means to urinate in a woman's vagina after intercourse
After John fucked Suzie he decided to flood her tunnel by urinating in her pussy.
by Muscle Of Love November 12, 2017
mugGet the flood her tunnelmug.

fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"
by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019
mugGet the fetus tunnelmug.

Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
mugGet the Eisenhower Tunnel Challengemug.

Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
mugGet the Velvet Tunnelmug.

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!
by Oldworldman January 19, 2018
mugGet the chocolate tunnel tongue dancingmug.

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