When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Gremlinmug. A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
Get the Facebook lonelinessmug. "I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007
Get the facebook dumpedmug. When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!
Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.
^Facebook Therapy
Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.
^Facebook Therapy
by J Win July 6, 2009
Get the Facebook Therapymug. 1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
by acitsAstica October 7, 2009
Get the Facebook Mindfuckmug. Dirty laundry is that stuff that you keep super secret but over time - sometimes decades - 1 or more people find out about.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
John Cocktoastin: I, John Cocktoastin, have just been caught cheating (for over a year) on my wife of 7 years and my 6 year old daughter with T. Audry Lolitta. I am a lying scumbag who doesn't even care enough to break it off with the woman I'm cheating with and try to make it work. ASS.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
by b0xxx January 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Laundrymug. The networking power of Facebook and related Internet social networking institutes that facilitates revolutions in the mid-east nations and elsewhere.
by Techrex April 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Factormug.