Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

clover cookie

Plant man pt 2

Ur mom is straight for clover cookie

by Ur mom.lol March 22, 2022

Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

pussy cookie

A slang term used as an insult or a call for your homies.

Hey what's up my pussy cookies?

What are you some kind of pussy cookie?

by gay faggots October 2, 2016

Pancake cookie

a mischievous cookie that is from the fandom cookie run has committed various types of crimes

this is a joke please dont report me

Random ass cookie : Hey you saw that pancake cookie kill his sister right?!
Other random ass cookie : No.

by onionjuic3 November 16, 2021

Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.

Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?

by Fibgo December 8, 2019