by oaiolds October 30, 2008
by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 02, 2015
by saltnpeppa2 December 02, 2009
An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.
Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.
Girl: (watching tv)
Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?
Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?
Guy: Go get me a beer!
Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?
Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?
Guy: Go get me a beer!
by Rich F December 10, 2006
used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.
Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.
by Onetrickpony May 07, 2006
an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.
johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
by champ, sugar August 10, 2006