batman shit

Doing something super risky.

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!

by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018

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The Freaky Batman

Dabbling in some auto erotic asphyxiation while dressed as Batman.

Yo, Did you hear the news that David Carradine died while doing the freaky Batman? he really needed Robin to hear his safe word.

by freaky_batman March 9, 2025

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1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan

1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?

by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023

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Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

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