The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 24, 2022
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Philly swift

by S4T0K0 November 29, 2021
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Tay Swift

'Tay Swift' is a term you can use for someone who wants nothing to do with Spotify.
I listen to iTunes, because I'm a Tay Swift.
by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 12, 2023
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 12, 2023
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Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.
I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.
by granddolph January 27, 2021
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pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD
by Anthothefag November 19, 2016
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