Bill Stewart

1. Head coach of the West Virginia Mountaineers and possibly the dumbest human being alive.
2. Fuck Tard

A guy cuts you off in traffic so you call him a Bill Stewart...

Hey Bill Stewart watch where you're going!!

by WVUdevilback September 20, 2010

Bar-steward

1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.

1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Stewardess

Synonymous for female flight attendant. Considered sexist in some countries, but not as defamatory as sky harlots.

When I was still your age, we used to call flight attendants stewardesses.

by Balea August 24, 2008

Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009

Stewart

The sweetest man alive. He knows how you like your bacon, whether you prefer gold or silver, your favourite flowers and every anniversary you share. The one man who cares about your obsession with turtles and Rotweiller puppies.
Stewart is a man who calls you beautiful, and describes you as such to his friends.

Every girl needs a Stewart in their life.

by pokemonroadkill August 4, 2010

Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010

Rod Stewart

Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.

Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.

by pussysRus January 2, 2009