Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.
“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”
Or
“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
Or
“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021
Get the gorilla sittingmug. A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
Get the sitting couchmug. To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.
Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.
Often happens before going out.
Not to be confused with 'afters'.
Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.
Often happens before going out.
Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.
I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
by Linkimo August 20, 2023
Get the Sit Aroundsmug. by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
Get the Sit the ickmug. Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
Get the Sit on a face daymug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
Get the taller sittingmug. “What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019
Get the sitting titsmug.