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Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025
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Shifting a civic

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.
by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023
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Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.
I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.
by Tapfuma January 1, 2012
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Frame shifting

Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.
Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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shift the gizem

The act of one man moving another mans testicles out of the way of the anus to penetrate anus.
Bob had to shift the gizem so he could go balls deep in Doug’s butt hole.
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the great shift

when girls stopped going for white dudes and went for black dudes too
man us dreadheads weren’t getting any pussy until the great shift
by psyslayer445 June 30, 2024
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CEMETERY SHIFT KEY

it is when you have an irrevocable change.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER says" there in no social status. and given his WISE ASSERY.EXCEMENT.288 " there is know social status.

When I was walking "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON died today.

When you walk through a GRAVEYARD you get this REALIZATION about LIFE SAVERS.

Something that should be included in EV.

LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
Listen understand when you are walking through THE HOLY CROSS CEMETERY with a FUNERAL going on as O got this inspiration that when we are above we got that inscription that says we are THE REAL ENGINE but on the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY our UNREAL ENGINE becomes what we b2come as he REAL ENGINE the you can say is INSITE..

The only thing is , when you press the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY , we all get the same LETTER that is FOR REAL"

Well , if you apply ECONOMICS we push the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY and we all become equally A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.

When somebody saves YOUR LIFE as FUCK give them your BIRTH RIGHTS includes SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and where you grew up because they have the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY reserved for a lot later on , because after all , "THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE" so don't be afraid to SUCK ON IT as be A PROUD SUCKER.

Listen most drive with an insurance policy so it won't hurt to have a CEMETERY SHIFT KEY in your vehicle as to avoid that CONVERGENCE FLIGHT as you can avail yourself of the SIMULATION.

When the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY is applied the REAL PEEPLES most have ignored are the UNREAL ENGINE now in your REAL ENGINE LIFE.

More than AN AUSSIEH0LE as the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY as the silent thunder and a little GRAV ITY as the REAL LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 22, 2022
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