Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018

Low Sharking

A variant of sharking, low sharking is the practice of forcefully removing an unsuspecting woman’s skirt, either by lifting it up or pulling it down, thus exposing her underwear. Popular in Japan, and usually filmed and posted on the internet. In some cases, the woman’s underwear is also removed, and the camera gets a close up of her pussy. It is also common that the assailant will begin to assault her by fingering her or rubbing, licking, and or slapping her cunt. This is not to be confused with Top Sharking, in which the top is removed to expose the woman’s tits.

We saw some guys Low Sharking a woman today. They lifted up her skirt and took off her panties. The guys let us come over and we got to slap the bitch’s cunt. It was awesome!

by Apple Seeds 360 January 7, 2021

The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

shark life

Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife

by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020