Utah Mud Slam

during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.

while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.

by SCullaryCHarge April 13, 2010

Fist Slam

The act of slammin one's fist into another's rectum, but usually done in hate or pissedoffness.

That was one hell of a fist slam.

by bubba March 24, 2003

gargoyle slam

When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".

Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"

Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".

Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)

by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

Dick Slam

The slamming of a dick on one's face. They're face will be numb for about 3 minutes, Then you slap it across again for good luck.

Man! I dick slammed that bitch hard!

by Kingamv January 21, 2011

Slam town

The area in which sexual intercourse takes place.

I'm gonna take that bitch to Slam town tonight.

You wanna hit up Slam town with me baby?

Come on over, I live just up the street in Slam town.

Lets fuckin charge it to Slam town.

by 10duece November 29, 2007

slamadan

The act of slamming ones penis with large (preferably blunt) object until numb then proceeding to fornicate. Also known as 'Smash and Bang' or 'The Numb Missile'

Fancy a Slamadan? Slamadanning is my favourite? Fuck Ramadan it's all about Slamadan! I Slamadanned her all night!

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011