Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

Roach Roller

Joey Bdez.

Joey Bdez is a roach roller.

by Kayeeks January 17, 2023

tootsie roller

The act of squatting over someone and shitting into a tube straight into their mouth

Barry calls Alicia his SPECIAL little tootsie roller

by Drugalot March 15, 2023

Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.

"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."

by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023

Fag-Roller

Person who greatly enjoys the putting the occasional curb-stomp on random poofs.

Pete has certainly made his name on the queer scene as a natural born Fag-Roller

by RW Stoufus March 30, 2024

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.

Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.

by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024

California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024