Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

rod buck

Iron worker

I was at the gas station and these super hot, all tattooed, rod bucks came in and made my panties wet.

by Pellikita June 10, 2019

Beltran Rod

A walking tape-recorder with small wee-wee.

Beltran Rod couldn't satisfy me last night, so I bought a toy from Adam & Eve.

by VFA-75 July 14, 2022

rod

A boner. That's it.

Jeff: What's wrong dude?

Dude: Bro I got a rod.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 29, 2022

Rod

1. a firearm, usually a handgun - self-loading pistol or revolver;
2. rarely, the male sexual organ.

Vinny: You ever carried a Rod?
Tommy: Shot 'em at the fair a couple o' times.
V: That don't count.

by Comrade Vinny March 21, 2021

Rod-jo

An affirmation similar to “yeah”, that can and should be used in any circumstance.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.

Person 1: Ayo we’re doing some yoga today.
Person 2: Rod-jo!

by merlilica December 19, 2021