The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.

"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"

by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"

Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust

by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022

The End-times Religion

A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.

Are you into "The End-times Religion?" You know, The Naziyrs: Devoted Ones to Yahweh?

by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021

The Religion of Peace

"The Religion of Peace" is a phrase that gained notoriety in the early 2000's after United States President George W. Bush used it following the 9/11 Attacks.

Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.

"Did you hear about the attack?"
"No I didn't. The Religion of Peace at it again?"

by OhioStateHater June 23, 2025

Religion

Religion is a act of worship, as an example;
Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.

Cathilic: My religion is Catholism.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.

It's ok to be religious, it's ok to be atheist.

by Ayourmomhot January 30, 2022

Starism (religion)

Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.

guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

starism (religion)

by Starism November 20, 2022