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Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 20, 2022
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
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forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.
I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!
by honeymead December 19, 2022
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Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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Ozark Popsicle

When a woman inserts an adult toy into her lady parts and then licks off the residue
I watched a stripper eat an Ozark Popsicle!
by Captain Espresso March 10, 2023
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Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass
by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024
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english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure
Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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