Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 05, 2021

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 13, 2023

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 August 28, 2015

Potato Squad

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.

I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.

by SgtPainkillers July 31, 2018

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

by Miss_einna April 28, 2019