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Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022
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Nature

If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.
Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
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doin' it faux natural

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
by Poetjester September 24, 2016
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natural north

The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means
“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”
by Video96 June 17, 2023
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natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
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Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
by shacka October 11, 2019
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NATURE

is the sum of all being in the ecosphere including humans.
The word mostly gets used as a defintion of everything outside of the human, which is a misconception and

suggests a division between human beings and the ecosphere. It romaticises the environement as a neutral background. In this context the notion of “Nature” is a barrier in the human understanding that stops us from finding our place in the ecosystem because it suggests that we are existing outside of it and takes away the feeling of belonging and responsibility.
1. Environmentalism is not about protecting “nature” but rather about collective survival.

2. P:” I love “nature”!

E:” Do you mean you love all beings in the ecosphere or do you want to say you love the wilderness?”

3. P: “Nature” is so beautiful!”
E: “Thank you! You too!”
by meira_ma June 1, 2022
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