national nobody gives a fuck day

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

National kiss anyone day

Kiss anyone u see no stopping April 16

French kiss anyone u see national kiss anyone day

by Sobringthejonnywalker24 April 14, 2019

National Bust Down Thotiana Day

National Bust Down Thotiana day is on April 16th and is where people bust down like thotiana.

" Ayyyye girl lemme see you bust down"
" bust down thotiana"

" break it down"
Its national bust down thotiana day so lemme see you bust down.

by Dudeskiii 223 April 14, 2019

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National hold hands with your crush

Go next to your crush and hold their hand on September 26

It’s national hold hands with your crush day may I do the honors?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019