An Akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. It is inspired by the rapper Akon's song "Lonely".
I had the worst Akon moment at the bar yesterday. I went to the toilet, and when I came back all my friends had left!
by Thestranger June 12, 2012

by Sussy impostor May 10, 2021

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014

by BigM4122 February 12, 2022

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."
"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."
"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."
"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."
"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."
by Ncmo December 18, 2009

by Wajakungen September 6, 2021

1. when u fuck up in life but it's ok at the end
2. u make the dumbest mistake ever and regret ur existence
3. when u forget shit but say it anyway
2. u make the dumbest mistake ever and regret ur existence
3. when u forget shit but say it anyway
by feilou October 17, 2017
