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Muscle Tussle

The act of pleasuring one’s self. To masterbate
Jerry engaged in a muscle tussle last night when he was alone.
by Marchaverage November 12, 2025
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Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.
I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization
by anonymous February 12, 2025
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Muscle Alzheimer’s

The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.
I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.
by Yaks_man March 9, 2025
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Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024
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broke a muscle

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
by Streatspear April 5, 2025
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The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
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