A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.
A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
by izzy_15 September 05, 2020
A nickname that was randomly selected and stuck for life. Some describe it as beautiful and makes perfect sense others ask how you get Maria-Rose from Mariella
by MyNameIsntMaria-Rose September 04, 2019
"Commonly compared to the Academy of Notre Dame yet exceeds them annually in both the number of national merit semifinalists and finalists, and the field hockey seasons." Thats funny.. I'm pretty sure we beat you guys in field hockey this year.. yupppp
by ndaa <3 March 19, 2005
person 1. what are you doing later?
person 2. uhmm im going china town with my dad
person 1. wow maria coy-oy much.. chink !
person 2. uhmm im going china town with my dad
person 1. wow maria coy-oy much.. chink !
by secretsally January 03, 2010
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The usuall bitch, she is allways the fattest in her town, we all know at least one Maria dos Anjos because all the food that fat bitch has is tasty. It is prooved that they like asian dicks and being reversed cow girl in that saggy ass
Niglet:YOOOOOOO Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii doesnt that teacher looks like a Maria dos Anjos
White Niglet:YOO Boiiii yhea she
BigShac:This is Math...Relax, 2 plus 2 is 4 minus thats 3 QUICK mafs
White Niglet:YOO Boiiii yhea she
BigShac:This is Math...Relax, 2 plus 2 is 4 minus thats 3 QUICK mafs
by SwimmerGod January 07, 2018
1. The most beautiful girl on the planet.
2. The girl of my dreams.
3. Has the perfect body, smile, and personality to fit my lifestyle.
4. The girl i want to be with for the rest of my life.
5. I LOVE YOU BABY<3.
2. The girl of my dreams.
3. Has the perfect body, smile, and personality to fit my lifestyle.
4. The girl i want to be with for the rest of my life.
5. I LOVE YOU BABY<3.
by Z.A.R.<3 November 27, 2011